Thursday, June 26, 2008

Kittie on a Webcam

Sometimes I am a very naughty kitty. I like to dress up in naughty clothes, often a bra or corset and panties. Sometimes fishnets.

Then I go on Webcam and show off. I go into chat rooms and let anyone watch. I know, it makes me feel very naughty! I guess I like the attention.

Lots of people message me. Now and then I will chat with one of them. Sometimes the chat is hot. Most of the time it’s just bizarre.

Here are a few recent ones. (All names have been changed to protect the guilty. And yes, these are the entire chats.)


AB_AB: sweety

AB_AB: i wili happy if i c ur face sweety plz?

You have been invited to view AB_AB's webcam.

ME: i don't show face

AB_AB: ok

AB_AB: what abut ass?

AB_AB: i want c ur finger inside ass

ME: just stroking

AB_AB: i will hard with ur ass

AB_AB: ass plz

AB_AB: babe

AB_AB: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

AB_AB: ass hony plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AB_AB: show me ur budy i like it

AB_AB: plz

AB_AB: i like ur budy

ME: thank you

AB_AB: welcome

AB_AB: its so sweet

AB_AB: make me hard its

AB_AB: give me sweet show

AB_AB: up ur feet babe

AB_AB: up one foot

AB_AB: show me boobs

AB_AB has stopped viewing your webcam.


Sometimes I’m not even sure what they are talking about.


RURU: hi

RURU: oh nice sexy body

RURU: your ass plz

RURU: be doggy plz

ME: be doggy?

RURU: your ass plz

ME: what do you mean, be a doggy?

RURU has stopped viewing your webcam.


Sometimes I am pretty sure there is a language barrier.


LIKA: u r from?

LIKA: can I see ur chest

ME: i'm in USA where are you from?

LIKA: india

LIKA: whom do u like most guys / gals?

ME: i like both, girls a bit more

LIKA: did u have sex with any guy

ME: yes, i've had boyfriends

LIKA: ok

LIKA: do u like indians to have sex?

ME: never tried

LIKA: ok

LIKA: ur cock is so hard ... It might not tires off for more time

ME: what?

LIKA: what I am saying is u r masterbating from a long time with out any rest

LIKA: so ur cock is very hard

LIKA: isn't it?

LIKA has stopped viewing your webcam.


But the love is the international language.

Actually, I think this is just lust.


DANDAN: hellow

DANDAN: very good

DANDAN: your from

ME: USA

DANDAN: very beatıfull body

ME: thanks, i love showing off

DANDAN: u bodyvery body beatıfull

DANDAN: iveryvant

DANDAN: but

DANDAN: inowinoffice

DANDAN: work

DANDAN: 2 hour later

DANDAN: i amfor you all naked do

DANDAN: ok

ME: are you watching me in your office?

DANDAN: yes

DANDAN: in office alone

DANDAN: mywork friend

DANDAN: side office work

ME: are you showing me to your coworkers?

DANDAN: 2hour lateh9

DANDAN: yes

DANDAN: i show you

DANDAN: turn

ME: where are you from?

DANDAN: i can se yours body all

DANDAN: turkey

ME: lots of gay men in Turkey?

DANDAN: turkish male verylowe sex

ME: yes?

DANDAN: i can see yours back

DANDAN: turn

DANDAN: please

BUZZ!!!

ME: you have sex with men a lot?

DANDAN: no

DANDAN: but iv ery vant fuck u

BUZZ!!!

DANDAN: turn


Often I don’t need to say a word.


SEXME: tits plzzzz

SEXME: assss

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: asss plzzz

SEXME: ass

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: plzzz

SEXME: assssssss

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: ass

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

SEXME has stopped viewing your webcam.


There’s a button in the chat program that lets you Buzz the other person. It’s supposed to get the other person’s attention. I find it annoying and have turned the sound off. But I still get buzzed a lot.


HONESTLY: hi babe

HONESTLY: pls show your asshole

HONESTLY: ı have cam and ı want to make cybersex with you

BUZZ!!!

HONESTLY: so sexybody

HONESTLY: pls shoe your brsts

HONESTLY: pls show your brests

BUZZ!!!

HONESTLY: talk to me

HONESTLY: pls show your nipples

HONESTLY: ı am crazy with you

HONESTLY: marry with me be my wife

HONESTLY: ı want to fuck you

HONESTLY: pls show your asshole

HONESTLY: so sexy and clear body

HONESTLY: be my woman

HONESTLY: ı want to bite your nipples then fuck your asshole hardly and deeply

HONESTLY: now ı am kissing your legs

HONESTLY has stopped viewing your webcam.


Sometimes the chat starts out good.


UNITED: oh my gawd you look soooo nice i am 56..married male

ME: what do you think of kitties like me?

UNITED: oh my gosh i think they are sooooo sexy your breasts your hard nipples your hard pee pee


Wait, did he just call my penis a, “pee-pee”? Seriously? No good can possibly come of that.


And finally, it’s amazing how many marriage proposals I receive. From all over the world. I guess it’s getting more common, but still. I mean, how well do you really know someone you’ve chatted with for 90 seconds?


SILVERDUDE: hi

SILVERDUDE has started viewing your webcam.

SILVERDUDE: u r so hot

SILVERDUDE: baby u r so sexy reaaly i adore u

SILVERDUDE: please dou have oil there

ME: oil?

SILVERDUDE: yes oil to make your body wet and shinny

SILVERDUDE: i want to marry u sexy babe

ME: marry me? really?

SILVERDUDE: yes

SILVERDUDE: i want to marry u

SILVERDUDE: and i will have sex with u every night

SILVERDUDE: u have sexy shiny legs

ME: i think it's the light

SILVERDUDE: but i adore it

SILVERDUDE: baby really u r so hot

ME: not many places where we could get married

SILVERDUDE: i wish i can undress u and lick your nipples

SILVERDUDE: yes dear i want u so badly

SILVERDUDE: tell me baby do u come to egypt

SILVERDUDE: please say yes

ME: i have never been to Egypt

SILVERDUDE: can u come

ME: i'm in USA

SILVERDUDE: yes can't u come at all

ME: i don' t think it would work out

SILVERDUDE: can i ask u something

SILVERDUDE: can u get near the cam a little so i can see everysingle inch of your SEXy body

SILVERDUDE: please

ME: sorry

SILVERDUDE: i don't want to see your face if u don't want to

SILVERDUDE: but your sexy body please

SILVERDUDE: can u

SILVERDUDE: i wish u play in my dick th way u r doing your dick now

ME: mmmmmmm

SILVERDUDE: ur a hottie

SILVERDUDE: baby

SILVERDUDE: please squeeze your boobs

SILVERDUDE: please

SILVERDUDE: please

SILVERDUDE: i want to kiss everysingle inch of u

SILVERDUDE: baby

SILVERDUDE: i swear if u were here i would marry u

SILVERDUDE: talk to me please

SILVERDUDE: i beg u

ME: you still want to marry me? is that even allowed in Egypt??

SILVERDUDE: nope it is not allowed in egypt but i still want to marry u

ME: then i think we would get into trouble....

SILVERDUDE: is it ok in us to get amrried

SILVERDUDE: married

ME: in California

SILVERDUDE: is it ok to marry u in california

ME: i don't think i'm ready for marriage

SILVERDUDE: we can be lovers

SILVERDUDE: baby please hold your boobs

SILVERDUDE: if we met i will leave my dick with u

SILVERDUDE: u suck it as musch as u want and i will fuck u as much as u want

SILVERDUDE: baby

SILVERDUDE: i adore your ass i want to drill u now

ME: wow

SILVERDUDE: i love u i will cum all over you body

ME: I have to go

SILVERDUDE: ok sexy

2 comments:

Cori said...

I...don't even know where to start.

Magritte said...

Heh, reminds me a bit of the old sexbot ims.