Sunday, June 29, 2008

Threesome with a Film Editor

The summer blockbuster movie season is upon us. How does a naughty kitty like me celebrate such an event? By posting about the time I had a threesome with an editor from a major film studio, of course!

First, let me define my terms, because nothing is sexier than some well-defined terms.

By major film studio I mean it’s a studio you’ve heard of.

By editor I mean that, when the credits roll and it says Edited By his name is there.

By blockbuster I mean you’ve seen the movies he’s edited.

By threesome I mean… well actually I’ve now built this up to be way more than it was. But I don’t have many celeb stories, so this will have to do for now. (Note that all names have been changed to protect the guilty ; )

Several years back I was dating a girl name April, my former high school sweetheart. She and her mom went to visit her grandmother out in California and ran into an old friend from high school, Yitzhak. (I’m calling him Yitzhak cause I’ve always wanted to sleep with a guy named Yitzhak. What, we can all dream!)

April and Yitzhak spent some time together when she was out there and then kept up emailing and talking on the phone when she returned east. There was some chemistry there. Well, at least some lust.

The following Thanksgiving we were all planning to be back in our hometown and decided to hook up. And by hook up I mean, April and I were doing the whole swingers and polyamory thing. And Yitzhak was single, so talk of a threesome was in the air.

My parents were out of town so we had the use of their house. We went their first and turned on the heat and made sure the lights and plumbing worked. Then we drove over the Yitzhak’s to pick him up.

He was there with his whole extended family. It felt kind of weird arriving in the middle of a huge family meal to pick up a guy for a threesome. “Hi, is Yitzhak free for some sex?”

Yeah, it was all feeling very high school.

Back at my parents place we sat around drinking wine and catching up. He told us what it’s like working for a major film studio. We told him about the swingers clubs we’d been going to.

On one level it was all very comfortable. We’d all been friends back in the day and it was fun to catch up and see how far we’ve come. On another level it was weird and awkward. Would we have sex? Who would initiate? What would happen?

He’d never been to a swingers club and was intrigued but unsure.

Finally April got up and went over to where he was sitting and started making out with him. They were going at it pretty hot and heavy and I was getting turned on. Then she undid his pants and pulled out his cock.

She started sucking his cock and I wanted to join in. She was wearing a short skirt and kneeling on the floor. I knelt behind her and pulled her ass up so I could get at it.

I pulled her skirt up and pulled her panties down and started fingering and licking her pussy.

She was very wet and really getting into it. I licked her more and finger-fucked while she continued sucking Yitzhak’s cock. We continued like that for a while. I thought about sucking his cock, but was pretty sure he wouldn’t be into it.

Finally April stopped. I don’t think Yitzhak came; I think she just stopped. We straightened our clothes and had some awkward conversation and then April left to drive Yitzhak home.

I hung out watching TV waiting for April to get back, imagining all kinds of naughtiness.

She returned about an hour later and reported that they had just talked, nothing more.

Then we went to bed in my parent’s bed and, just for good measure (or because it seemed so weird), had sex in their bed. We talked about how much she wanted Yitzhak while we fucked.

So, that is the story of my threesome with a major film studio editor. Maybe I should have added that he yelled, “Cut!” when we finished.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Kittie on a Webcam

Sometimes I am a very naughty kitty. I like to dress up in naughty clothes, often a bra or corset and panties. Sometimes fishnets.

Then I go on Webcam and show off. I go into chat rooms and let anyone watch. I know, it makes me feel very naughty! I guess I like the attention.

Lots of people message me. Now and then I will chat with one of them. Sometimes the chat is hot. Most of the time it’s just bizarre.

Here are a few recent ones. (All names have been changed to protect the guilty. And yes, these are the entire chats.)


AB_AB: sweety

AB_AB: i wili happy if i c ur face sweety plz?

You have been invited to view AB_AB's webcam.

ME: i don't show face

AB_AB: ok

AB_AB: what abut ass?

AB_AB: i want c ur finger inside ass

ME: just stroking

AB_AB: i will hard with ur ass

AB_AB: ass plz

AB_AB: babe

AB_AB: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

AB_AB: ass hony plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AB_AB: show me ur budy i like it

AB_AB: plz

AB_AB: i like ur budy

ME: thank you

AB_AB: welcome

AB_AB: its so sweet

AB_AB: make me hard its

AB_AB: give me sweet show

AB_AB: up ur feet babe

AB_AB: up one foot

AB_AB: show me boobs

AB_AB has stopped viewing your webcam.


Sometimes I’m not even sure what they are talking about.


RURU: hi

RURU: oh nice sexy body

RURU: your ass plz

RURU: be doggy plz

ME: be doggy?

RURU: your ass plz

ME: what do you mean, be a doggy?

RURU has stopped viewing your webcam.


Sometimes I am pretty sure there is a language barrier.


LIKA: u r from?

LIKA: can I see ur chest

ME: i'm in USA where are you from?

LIKA: india

LIKA: whom do u like most guys / gals?

ME: i like both, girls a bit more

LIKA: did u have sex with any guy

ME: yes, i've had boyfriends

LIKA: ok

LIKA: do u like indians to have sex?

ME: never tried

LIKA: ok

LIKA: ur cock is so hard ... It might not tires off for more time

ME: what?

LIKA: what I am saying is u r masterbating from a long time with out any rest

LIKA: so ur cock is very hard

LIKA: isn't it?

LIKA has stopped viewing your webcam.


But the love is the international language.

Actually, I think this is just lust.


DANDAN: hellow

DANDAN: very good

DANDAN: your from

ME: USA

DANDAN: very beatıfull body

ME: thanks, i love showing off

DANDAN: u bodyvery body beatıfull

DANDAN: iveryvant

DANDAN: but

DANDAN: inowinoffice

DANDAN: work

DANDAN: 2 hour later

DANDAN: i amfor you all naked do

DANDAN: ok

ME: are you watching me in your office?

DANDAN: yes

DANDAN: in office alone

DANDAN: mywork friend

DANDAN: side office work

ME: are you showing me to your coworkers?

DANDAN: 2hour lateh9

DANDAN: yes

DANDAN: i show you

DANDAN: turn

ME: where are you from?

DANDAN: i can se yours body all

DANDAN: turkey

ME: lots of gay men in Turkey?

DANDAN: turkish male verylowe sex

ME: yes?

DANDAN: i can see yours back

DANDAN: turn

DANDAN: please

BUZZ!!!

ME: you have sex with men a lot?

DANDAN: no

DANDAN: but iv ery vant fuck u

BUZZ!!!

DANDAN: turn


Often I don’t need to say a word.


SEXME: tits plzzzz

SEXME: assss

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: asss plzzz

SEXME: ass

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: plzzz

SEXME: assssssss

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: ass

BUZZ!!!

SEXME: assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

SEXME has stopped viewing your webcam.


There’s a button in the chat program that lets you Buzz the other person. It’s supposed to get the other person’s attention. I find it annoying and have turned the sound off. But I still get buzzed a lot.


HONESTLY: hi babe

HONESTLY: pls show your asshole

HONESTLY: ı have cam and ı want to make cybersex with you

BUZZ!!!

HONESTLY: so sexybody

HONESTLY: pls shoe your brsts

HONESTLY: pls show your brests

BUZZ!!!

HONESTLY: talk to me

HONESTLY: pls show your nipples

HONESTLY: ı am crazy with you

HONESTLY: marry with me be my wife

HONESTLY: ı want to fuck you

HONESTLY: pls show your asshole

HONESTLY: so sexy and clear body

HONESTLY: be my woman

HONESTLY: ı want to bite your nipples then fuck your asshole hardly and deeply

HONESTLY: now ı am kissing your legs

HONESTLY has stopped viewing your webcam.


Sometimes the chat starts out good.


UNITED: oh my gawd you look soooo nice i am 56..married male

ME: what do you think of kitties like me?

UNITED: oh my gosh i think they are sooooo sexy your breasts your hard nipples your hard pee pee


Wait, did he just call my penis a, “pee-pee”? Seriously? No good can possibly come of that.


And finally, it’s amazing how many marriage proposals I receive. From all over the world. I guess it’s getting more common, but still. I mean, how well do you really know someone you’ve chatted with for 90 seconds?


SILVERDUDE: hi

SILVERDUDE has started viewing your webcam.

SILVERDUDE: u r so hot

SILVERDUDE: baby u r so sexy reaaly i adore u

SILVERDUDE: please dou have oil there

ME: oil?

SILVERDUDE: yes oil to make your body wet and shinny

SILVERDUDE: i want to marry u sexy babe

ME: marry me? really?

SILVERDUDE: yes

SILVERDUDE: i want to marry u

SILVERDUDE: and i will have sex with u every night

SILVERDUDE: u have sexy shiny legs

ME: i think it's the light

SILVERDUDE: but i adore it

SILVERDUDE: baby really u r so hot

ME: not many places where we could get married

SILVERDUDE: i wish i can undress u and lick your nipples

SILVERDUDE: yes dear i want u so badly

SILVERDUDE: tell me baby do u come to egypt

SILVERDUDE: please say yes

ME: i have never been to Egypt

SILVERDUDE: can u come

ME: i'm in USA

SILVERDUDE: yes can't u come at all

ME: i don' t think it would work out

SILVERDUDE: can i ask u something

SILVERDUDE: can u get near the cam a little so i can see everysingle inch of your SEXy body

SILVERDUDE: please

ME: sorry

SILVERDUDE: i don't want to see your face if u don't want to

SILVERDUDE: but your sexy body please

SILVERDUDE: can u

SILVERDUDE: i wish u play in my dick th way u r doing your dick now

ME: mmmmmmm

SILVERDUDE: ur a hottie

SILVERDUDE: baby

SILVERDUDE: please squeeze your boobs

SILVERDUDE: please

SILVERDUDE: please

SILVERDUDE: i want to kiss everysingle inch of u

SILVERDUDE: baby

SILVERDUDE: i swear if u were here i would marry u

SILVERDUDE: talk to me please

SILVERDUDE: i beg u

ME: you still want to marry me? is that even allowed in Egypt??

SILVERDUDE: nope it is not allowed in egypt but i still want to marry u

ME: then i think we would get into trouble....

SILVERDUDE: is it ok in us to get amrried

SILVERDUDE: married

ME: in California

SILVERDUDE: is it ok to marry u in california

ME: i don't think i'm ready for marriage

SILVERDUDE: we can be lovers

SILVERDUDE: baby please hold your boobs

SILVERDUDE: if we met i will leave my dick with u

SILVERDUDE: u suck it as musch as u want and i will fuck u as much as u want

SILVERDUDE: baby

SILVERDUDE: i adore your ass i want to drill u now

ME: wow

SILVERDUDE: i love u i will cum all over you body

ME: I have to go

SILVERDUDE: ok sexy

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hot Wax Party

A couple weeks ago we had a naughty wax play party. My Mistress and my Miss love dripping melted wax on people and having it dripped on them.

But it can make a huge mess and is kind of labor-intensive. You need a lot of candles going, you need to cover the area so you don’t make a massive mess. You don’t find it at every kinky party. In fact, several of the parties we’ve been to lately had no wax station. So we decided to do it ourselves.

It was our first kinky party. We have a small apartment, so we can’t have many people over. We decided on a girls and trans party and invited 5 people over. There was me, my Mistress, my Miss, and 5 women who are active in the local BDSM scene.

We covered all the furniture in a layer of towels and bought a bunch of the saint candles. We were lucky and found some for Jesus and Mary! Woot! Between all the towels on everything and all the candles burning it felt like a day spa.

I was dressed in a black and pink bustier, black fishnet thigh highs with a floral pattern, and a pink miniskirt. OK, the skirt was about 5 inches long and made it about half way down my bottom. It was also see-through. Very naughty. But as I say, my Mistress and my Miss like me to look cute.

I served the drinks and passed out snacks. I got my bottom smacked a few times. I felt so violated (not really).

It was a good mix of people. There were 3 tops and 4 bottoms.

My Mistress went first, covering my Miss in wax. She was on her stomach and soon was covered in white and red and green drippings.

Next went two women who laid on their backs and held hands. Each time the wax hit they would yell and squeeze each other’s hands tighter. Oh it was so cute.

In addition to the saint candles we had a paraffin wax spa going and we lit a bunch of tea lights. If you know anything about wax play you just said, “ouch” when you read that. Tea lights are very small and burn very hot. They are not really recommended for wax play.

But we had a ton of them, bought in packs of 100 from Ikea. So we put them out just to see what people would do.

Well, one of the tops started using them like shots. She’d pick up two and them dump them really fast on the two bottoms. Wow it was hot and funny. The women really screamed from that. But it was small, so it was over quick. Just like doing a shot.

One of the other tops scraped off the layer of wax. The women had shaved before they arrived, and we had oiled them up, so it came off easily. Then she started in again, making sure to get the nipples and pussies first and pointing out that their skin was even more sensitive now, after being waxed once.

The last scene was one of the tops and a bottom that she brought. Her bottom had been at the beach all day and had gotten a sunburn in random areas of her body. She didn’t apply sunscreen very well and it showed. Her top was nice and avoided the burned areas, for the most part.

After their scene was done she curled up on one of the sofas and I gave her a foot massage. She really responded to the massage, more so than the average person. So I started really giving it to her, squeezing and rubbing, and she responded in little gasps and moans. So I started rubbing my teeth over the soles of her feet and then biting her toes. I’m not sure which one of us enjoyed it more.

OK, I’m pretty sure she enjoyed it more. She was moaning and gasping. When it was over she curled up in a ball, under two towels, and fell asleep for about an hour. So yeah, she really enjoyed it.

When the party broke up the two of them decided to stay over. I drove my Miss home and when I got back my Mistress was in bed and but the two women were having sex on the pullout couch. Oh, is there anything hotter than coming home to two women have sex?

They had a plug-in vibe with them. They were prepared. It was awesome.

I was a bit unsure what proper etiquette is in this situation, so I sort of pretended to putter around in the kitchen so I could listen in. But I was exhausted and went to bed.

I woke up around 8 when I heard some odd thumping noise. I’m paranoid about my apartment, I’ve had leaks and the building flooded once. So I got up to investigate. One of the women, the top, was thumping the other woman on her ass. Oh, it was hot.

In my mind they had been having sex all night. Consumed with too much lust to even sleep. But I knew they had just woken up. Still, it was really hot.

Then my Mistress woke up and I made espresso for all of us.

All in all, a great party, but very messy. I was picking up bits of wax all week. I still see some now and then.

Even so, we hope to have another party soon.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Dressing Up For Mistress

My Mistress and my Miss like to dress me up and show me off.

OK, I enjoy it too. Yes, I'm a naughty kittie.

Here is one of my outfits . . .